YOU!!ME!!BLOGGING!!

~ Friday, May 18 ~
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~ Monday, May 7 ~
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Still, there are times I am bewildered by each mile I have traveled, each meal I have eaten, each person I have known, each room in which I have slept. As ordinary as it all appears, there are times when it is beyond my imagination.
— Jhumpa Lahiri, Interpreter of Maladies
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~ Saturday, May 5 ~
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~ Monday, April 30 ~
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So this is our new kitty.
He just bit me, but it’s cool he’s just playing hard to get.
(he can also defy gravity)
Jokes, I didn’t realise this picture was upside down.

So this is our new kitty.

He just bit me, but it’s cool he’s just playing hard to get.

(he can also defy gravity)

Jokes, I didn’t realise this picture was upside down.

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It really gets my goat

When ‘Social Media Gurus just tweet/blog about absolute shit and get paid to do it. I can talk about my BOWELS/MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS and add unnecessary X’s and O’s to my tweets GIVE ME MONEY.

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~ Thursday, April 19 ~
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Also it’s not polite to ram down people’s throats.
Just a thought.

Also it’s not polite to ram down people’s throats.

Just a thought.

(Source: theamericankid)

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~ Friday, April 13 ~
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“I don’t want no clones”

“I don’t want no clones”

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helloyoucreatives:

The lickable life

WORLD’S FIRST LICKABLE LIFT The doors have opened on the first ever lick-able lift in a unique advertising campaign targeting the taste buds of city workers. McVitie’s Jaffa Cakes has taken inspiration from Willy Wonka, Heston Blumenthal and Damien Hirst to create a Spot of Jaffa – edible elevator artwork comprising of 1,325 lick-able Jaffa Cakes. The unique advertising campaign has taken food technicians and artists four weeks to develop and will be installed in a central London office block until Friday (13th April). The edible elevators are being trialled at Engine on Great Portland Street, a communications group with over 800 staff, with a view to rollout the activity in offices across the country. Philippa Tilley, Senior Brand Manager from McVitie’s Jaffa Cakes, comments:“We are all about bringing a bit more fun to life and this was the perfect way to get a little joy straight to stressed out office workers.  We hope the lifts raise a smile, give people a taste for Jaffa Cakes and encourages them to go and buy a pack for the office.” 

helloyoucreatives:

The lickable life

WORLD’S FIRST LICKABLE LIFT
 
The doors have opened on the first ever lick-able lift in a unique advertising campaign targeting the taste buds of city workers.
 
McVitie’s Jaffa Cakes has taken inspiration from Willy Wonka, Heston Blumenthal and Damien Hirst to create a Spot of Jaffa – edible elevator artwork comprising of 1,325 lick-able Jaffa Cakes.
 
The unique advertising campaign has taken food technicians and artists four weeks to develop and will be installed in a central London office block until Friday (13th April).
 
The edible elevators are being trialled at Engine on Great Portland Street, a communications group with over 800 staff, with a view to rollout the activity in offices across the country.
 
Philippa Tilley, Senior Brand Manager from McVitie’s Jaffa Cakes, comments:
“We are all about bringing a bit more fun to life and this was the perfect way to get a little joy straight to stressed out office workers.  We hope the lifts raise a smile, give people a taste for Jaffa Cakes and encourages them to go and buy a pack for the office.”
 

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~ Wednesday, April 11 ~
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It’s ya gurl.

I have this actual playsuit. I am more Queen B than any of you. This is the best moment of my life.

It’s ya gurl.

I have this actual playsuit. I am more Queen B than any of you. This is the best moment of my life.

(Source: beyonce)

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